Andrew Penry

Hmm. What do I do? Mostly I do database design and web programming. Oh and I watch a lot of TV and movies. Whenever Shawn can't figure out something for his site he calls me and I bail him out. I'm the proud parent of a miniature dachshund named Fizgig and a cat named Clancy. They are very cute.

Student loans are sucking my life away. So help me out. There are two ways you can do it: Have a Massage Party or Reiki Session... or... Get a web site done by Master Web Designers

What's on my mind...

PHP Traits for Implementing Interfaces

Posted on Aug 13, 2013 | Last Updated Aug 13, 2013

PHP 5.4 introduced traits. Traits are in many ways like code-assisted copy and paste. They are ways to mix code into a class without inheritance. But what are they good for? When should they be used?

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PHP 5.4, trait, interface, abstract, oop

Fixing extra clicks on a Razer Copperhead mouse

Posted on Nov 4, 2009 | Last Updated Jun 9, 2010

Many people are complaining that thier Razer Copperhead mouse will click more times than one with each button press. Here's how to repair one possible cause.

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Razer Copperhead mouse, repair, DIY

Rearranging Firefox Toolbars

Posted on Sep 22, 2007 | Last Updated Sep 26, 2007

Firefox lacks the ability to rearrange your toolbars. This will show you how.

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firefox, toolbars

Ohio 2006 Campaign Websites: Blackwell vs. Strickland

Posted on Oct 14, 2006 | Last Updated Oct 15, 2006

How do the candidate for Ohio Governor use thier websites? Facts, fiction, and mud.

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polotics

Crab Cones - Leftover Chef

Posted on Apr 25, 2006 | Last Updated May 17, 2006

How to make a meal out of random ingredients in your pantry.

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recipe, crab

"Leftover" Philly Cheese Steak

Posted on Apr 25, 2006 | Last Updated May 17, 2006

The Leftover Chef shows you what to do with leftover steak.

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steak, cheesesteak

fy_shatter

Posted on Jul 17, 2005 | Last Updated Nov 8, 2011

A Counter-Strike map for lovers of destruction.

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counter-strike, fy_shatter, custom cs map

de_concerthall_rc1

Posted on Jun 21, 2005 | Last Updated Nov 8, 2011

Rock out while you play CS with this custom Counter-Strike map featuring the music of Noise Auction.

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de_concerthall, custom, counter-strike map, cs1.6

Importing Methods from an unrelated Class in PHP5

Posted on Feb 27, 2005 | Last Updated Aug 13, 2013

Sometimes you need to steal a method from an unrelated class without becoming a child. Here's how.

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PHP5, Class, method, import

Unicode Data with PHP 5 and MySQL 4.1

Posted on Nov 11, 2004 | Last Updated Aug 13, 2013

Internationalization is simple with a litlle advanced preparation.

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Unicode, PHP, MySQL

2004 Election. No one wins.

Posted on Nov 2, 2004 | Last Updated May 15, 2006

Why the Mandate is anything but.

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Bush, Kerry, Election

Voting with the ego.

Posted on Oct 13, 2004 | Last Updated Nov 8, 2011

Egoism may not be popular, but it's what's getting my vote.

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Voting, Egoism, Kerry, Bush

Make JavaScript Math.random() useful

Posted on Aug 3, 2004 | Last Updated Sep 30, 2013

How to use the JavaScript Math.random function useful with round, ceiling, and floor.

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javscript, math.random, math.round, math.ceil, math.floor

Hive - Chapter 1 - The Hangover

Posted on Jul 25, 2004 | Last Updated May 18, 2006

Sometimes you just don't know what you're getting into...

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Hive, Chapter 1

Season Finale

Posted on Jul 25, 2004 | Last Updated Aug 7, 2009

The one where one door closes and another opens.

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Love poetry, tv analogy

The Death of Courtesy

Posted on Jul 25, 2004 | Last Updated Jul 26, 2004

A poem about modern sensitivity

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Poetry, courtesy, chivilry, sexism

Homestar Runner Wordsearch

Posted on Jul 22, 2004 | Last Updated Nov 7, 2011

A wordsearch about Homestar Runner.

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Homestar Runner, homestarrunner, wordsearch

MySQL Sort Order with NULL

Posted on Jul 11, 2004 | Last Updated Aug 17, 2010

Learn how to force NULL values to the end of a sorted list

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MySQL, NULL, ORDER BY

MySQL Arbitrary Ordering

Posted on Jul 1, 2004 | Last Updated Jan 22, 2008

Order your results in any way you choose using the CASE clause

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MySQL, CASE clause, IN clause, Arbitrary Order

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