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My Wife Likes it Hot
Posted on Dec 7, 2014 | Last Updated Dec 31, 2019
A little story about when my wife made things a little too hot.
Infinity, for the Mind and Body
Posted on Feb 6, 2014 | Last Updated Mar 26, 2020
A short discussion on infinities.
infinite, infinity
A Trip Down Hoopty Lane
Posted on Jul 18, 2007 | Last Updated Dec 7, 2014
An American Hoopty adventure to fix a van that turns into a car hater's nightmare.
car, van, automotive, repair, fix, hoopty
Ban the Plan-O-Gram
Posted on Oct 18, 2005 | Last Updated Nov 8, 2011
Humorous call for the downfall of the Plan-O-Gram.
plan-o-gram, planogram
No Mushrooms and Life
Posted on Mar 7, 2004 | Last Updated Nov 5, 2011
Jeremiah Williams prepares for his weekend and life.
hermit colony, chapter 2, no mushrooms and life, satire, humor, fiction
It all begins on a bad day
Posted on Mar 4, 2004 | Last Updated Nov 5, 2011
Chapter 1 of The Hermit Colony, a satirical story about a man named Jeremiah Williams.
Hermit Colony, chapter 1, humor, satire, fiction
How I Broke Three Trucks
Posted on Dec 7, 2003 | Last Updated May 9, 2022
A tale about my time working in a boiler repair shop.. and how I broke three different trucks.
trucks, damage, break, boiler repair shop, welding assistant, sweeping floors, job history
The Sweeper that Sucks
Posted on Jun 18, 2003 | Last Updated Dec 7, 2014
What happens when someone tried to sell a sweeper to a tightwad asshole for $1600.
kirby sale, sweeper sales pitch, charlatans