Chris Webb

Nov. 18, 1976 - born Winter 1978 - first memory: crawling around on the carpet while completely wet. Summer 1983 - stopped eating peas. Autumn 1984 - broke hand while partaking in activities advised by both Mother and WWF credits not to attempt at home. 1987 - 1989 - had mullet... thought it was cool. Summer 1990 - grew like a mother fucker. Had to learn how to dribble all over again. Still trying. 1991 - Got girlfriend... lost girlfriend 2 weeks later. Lakers lost to Bulls in Finals... Vlade Divac missed a game winning layup and a game tying free throw in consecutive games. Magic Johnson announces his contraction of HIV and his retirement. BAD FREAKIN' YEAR. 1991 - Began spiteful sports grudge against Vlade Divac. Summer 1993 - learned how to drive. 1993-1996 - hated sister for always using car and never buying gas or contributing to insurance. January 1, 1997 - Buckeyes win Rose Bowl. All previous sports related grudges are forgiven. November, 1998 - Buckeyes lose to Michigan State. New sports grudge against John Cooper ensues. December, 1998 - Decided I'd better major in something that will get me a decent job. July, 2001 - Started a decent job. September, 2002 - Quit decent job. Got other decent job. October, 2002 - Inherited most kick-ass collection of shirts ever. November 5, 2002 - Wrote biography. Got headache.

What's on my mind...

Notes From Cali

Posted on Sep 10, 2003 | Last Updated Oct 31, 2011

Kayaking a Sport... Yeah Right

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The Marv Albert Rule

Posted on Jul 23, 2003 | Last Updated Oct 31, 2011

Anything is Possible

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Marv Albert

Notes From Cali

Posted on Jul 17, 2003 | Last Updated Oct 31, 2011

Death and Vegetables

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Yellow and Gold

Posted on Jul 10, 2003 | Last Updated Oct 31, 2011

Now that the Mailman is a Laker I'm returning my loyalties to my boyhood team.

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Free World

Posted on Jun 4, 2003 | Last Updated Nov 19, 2011

An bizarre tale by California-based screenwriter Chris Webb.

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Notes From Cali

Posted on Jun 4, 2003 | Last Updated Nov 19, 2011

A collection of often unorganized yet always stimulating thoughts by California-based screenwriter Chris Webb.

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Notes From Cali

Posted on May 27, 2003 | Last Updated Oct 31, 2011

Words from a friend absentia.

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cali

Free World

Posted on Dec 26, 2002 | Last Updated Jun 4, 2003

The second installment.

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Fiction, Science Fiction

Free World

Posted on Dec 16, 2002 | Last Updated May 17, 2006

The First Installment of Free World.

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Free World

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